January 2012
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December 2011
12 posts
The first episode of The Simpsons — "Simpsons...
laughterkey:
mentalflossr:
Raise a glass.
if this is today, December the 17th, then this is destiny.
thewhitesade: Ways Horrible/Humorless People... →
todayistheday:
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills…
Me and ‘Los know all about this..
This just made me relive a bunch of infuriating...
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
28 posts
Vegetable Planting Schedule for Tucson
Fall (September 1 - November 15) Argula; Beet; Bok Choy; Broccoli; Brussels Sprouts; Cabbage; Carrot; Cauliflower; Celery; Chia; Chicory; Chinese Cabbage; Cilantro;Collards; Corn Salad; Escorale; Favas; Garbonzo; Garlic; Kale; Kohlrabi; Leek; Lentils; Head Lettuce; Mustard; parsley; Parsnip; Peas; Radish; Rutabaga; Spinach; Swiss Chard; Turnip; Spring Wheat
(October 15 - November 15) set...
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Lonely Nerds In Fedoras (Warning: Sad) →
God, yes.
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“Awwww…he’s making so many friends and oh gee! He’s enrolled in school and I...”
– -The Lead Scientist, mocking a group of assistant scientists who wondered if they were overreacting and maybe ET could just live on Earth like a person.
Source: ET: Deleted Scenes
(via tomoatmeal)
This should have been the movie in its entirety.
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“If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without...”
– Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny”
I like nice jokes that make me feel nice.
(via lonelysandwich)
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