Shit Sandwich

Hello!

todayistheday:

poserscrush:

beetsuntitled:

chasingcoolness:

oldtobegin:

petitessedespassions:

seppin:

readerbeware:shannonsunrise:


I AM SO WEIRD! I LIKE WEIRD NERDY THINGS LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS! I KNOW WHO GOLLUM IS! I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING ONE OF THOSE “NORMAL GIRLS” WHO LIKES CLOTHES AND STUFF, SO I JUST WEAR ADORABLE VINTAGE DRESSES BECAUSE I AM REALLY EDGY! ALL THOSE NORMAL BIMBOISH GIRLS ARE SEXY, BUT I CAN’T GET DATES BECAUSE I AM A BEAUTIFUL THIN WHITE WOMAN WHO LIKES OVER-ALLS! I AM SO HOPELESS AT NAVIGATING THE SOCIAL CONVENTIONS OF MY WEIRD LITTLE UNIVERSE THAT I NEED THREE MEN TO HELP ME LIVE OUT MY WEIRD LITTLE LIFE!

THANK YOU

yes, good

“weird” and “quirky” are words that make me cringe now. 

i’ve been staring at this gif for like two full minutes and i am so full of hate i could punch through the sun



she makes me want to puke on a baby

I’m going to falcon punch everyone of you except Michelle.
2011 is the year Zooey turned the world against her. 

I want all Schmitt all the time.

todayistheday:

poserscrush:

beetsuntitled:

chasingcoolness:

oldtobegin:

petitessedespassions:

seppin:

readerbeware:shannonsunrise:

I AM SO WEIRD! I LIKE WEIRD NERDY THINGS LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS! I KNOW WHO GOLLUM IS! I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING ONE OF THOSE “NORMAL GIRLS” WHO LIKES CLOTHES AND STUFF, SO I JUST WEAR ADORABLE VINTAGE DRESSES BECAUSE I AM REALLY EDGY! ALL THOSE NORMAL BIMBOISH GIRLS ARE SEXY, BUT I CAN’T GET DATES BECAUSE I AM A BEAUTIFUL THIN WHITE WOMAN WHO LIKES OVER-ALLS! I AM SO HOPELESS AT NAVIGATING THE SOCIAL CONVENTIONS OF MY WEIRD LITTLE UNIVERSE THAT I NEED THREE MEN TO HELP ME LIVE OUT MY WEIRD LITTLE LIFE!

THANK YOU

yes, good

“weird” and “quirky” are words that make me cringe now. 

i’ve been staring at this gif for like two full minutes and i am so full of hate i could punch through the sun

she makes me want to puke on a baby

I’m going to falcon punch everyone of you except Michelle.

2011 is the year Zooey turned the world against her. 

I want all Schmitt all the time.

(Source: thatfilmgeek)